They say: Everyone calls him "Webster" because words can't describe him.
They say: He is as glum as a bankrupt undertaker.
They say: He calls a doctor when all he wants is an audience.
They say: The wife of a Johnson & Johnson company employee had the habit of nicking herself in the kitchen. In 1920 he invented the Band-Aid.
They say: The sound of the door knocker was used to frighten off evil spirits hovering around the entrance of a home.