They Say

They say: Everyone calls him "Webster" because words can't describe him.

They say: He is as glum as a bankrupt undertaker.

They say: He calls a doctor when all he wants is an audience.

They say: The wife of a Johnson & Johnson company employee had the habit of nicking herself in the kitchen. In 1920 he invented the Band-Aid.

They say: The sound of the door knocker was used to frighten off evil spirits hovering around the entrance of a home. 

Dave scullin


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Volume 5, Issue 15, Posted 9:52 AM, 07.23.2013